Think of the Children

Little Bobby is dead, the barbecue is burning, Jen is eating poisonous berries, and the birthday cake still needs some frosting. It’s just another great day with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic parenting sim for up to four players.

Put on trial for raising your children poorly and endangering their lives, prosecutors present a series of events as evidence that will either convict or exonerate you: a birthday party in the park, a day at the zoo, a camping trip, a surprise visit to the Australian outback, and more. Each of these locations turns out to be far more dangerous than they seem, with even the most tranquil settings fraught with deadly dangers.