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Rip Them Off is a new minimalist economics puzzle tower defense game. The board of directors needs profit, and it’s your job to build irresistible shops on the streets. Choose locations, build shops, earn money and solve difficult tasks to move up the ranks!
Welcome, [указать имя нового сотрудника]. We are proud¹ to have you as the newest member² of our [указать название продукции]sales team. As [указать название дочерней компании], we are passionate about [указать непонятную страстную приверженность], and we know you are too³.
We at [название компании], are committed to giving the people what they want, and they want [название продукции] (the advertisers made sure of that!⁴).
And as a valued member of our [название компании]⁵ family, we have high expectations.
¹ Any statement of pride is purely indicative and does not reflect the opinion of the Board of Directors regarding individual employees
² Unless otherwise stated, new employees are referred to as office plankton
³ See Standard Employment Agreement Section 11b, Subsection 12, “Your New Personal Opinion”
⁴ Any suggestion that consumers are manipulated by advertising methods [название компании] is purely hypothetical
⁵ [Название компании] is a registered corporation, not a family firm. See Employment Agreement Section 154a, “Knowing {об отсутствии} Your Rights”
Make Choices
Increasing profits and satisfying the Board of Directors requires planning. Use the suspiciously* empty locations in each city to create a web of trading opportunities that the masses simply cannot avoid!
*not at all
Plan your expenses
Shops won’t build themselves*! Make sure to prioritize and manage your budget: buy the right shops in the right locations at the right price.
*Self-building shops will appear in [нереальная дата открытия].
Take profit
Once you build a shop, customers will come. And they will keep coming! But one location is not enough to satisfy the Council’s exponential need for profit*. Mix and match locations and shop types to get the most out of the masses and open up new and exciting opportunities around the world!
*Currently, annual growth is set at a more than reasonable 3015%.
- Innovative gameplay mechanics: the combination of puzzle and tower defense makes Rip Them Off a real challenge.
- Gorgeous design: enjoy atmospheric music and graphics in the spirit of the 1950s.
- Addictive gameplay: each new city presents increasingly fiendishly difficult challenges. Can you reach the largest metropolises?
- Deciding whether to go fast or slow: keep an eye on the time and make sure your strategies work as they should.
Choose a location, build shops, give people what they want. And of course… squeeze everything you can out of them.
Rip them off!