High On Life: DLC Bundle

You want to buy High On Life and the High on Knife expansion, but buying both at once is too much? What if you could buy them together, as part of a bundle? Does that make you feel better? Will you live? Oh, you scared us. But now you know about our wonderful bundle, so there is no reason to panic. Shall I continue?

Let me fill you in. High On Life is a crazy comedy first-person shooter, where you will find: a mountain of insanely talking weapons, an alien drug cartel kidnapping people, and many amazing locations to explore in the outskirts of the galaxy. Do you want to participate in an underground trade with a backstreet merchant? Or tell construction workers that they will never experience fatherly love? Or save a talking knife from a gang of clone ants? You can do ALL this in the game High On Life, believe me. And even more. I haven’t even covered a third of the list.

And then there’s the High on Knife expansion, a meaty adventure about that talking knife. His name is Knife. Yes, Knife, and this is his benefit. You’ll have to uncover dark(?) and mysterious(?) secrets(?) from his past by traveling with the new talking weapon Harper to a salt planet full of dying slugs. There, you’ll meet a huge guy, race against slow slugs, and beat the peroxosquash record. You’ll get help with the latter with S.H.A.R., another new weapon with a loose tongue. This expansion is just bursting with content, trust me. And I haven’t even told you about the creepy parasite warehouse run by the ruthless and monstrous Chairman.

Did I mention that the characters in these games are voiced by many talented comedians? When I say, “It’ll be cool if you buy this set,” I mean it’ll be cool for you. We have stars like JB Smoove, Tim Robinson, Betsy Sodaro, Sarah Sherman, Michael Cusack, Gabourey Sidibe, and a bunch of pissed off actors I decided not to mention. Hey, ad space is limited, I can’t list them all. It’s not us, it’s the store, that’s the complaint. And you just buy this set. It would be super wise of you.

• Holy cow, is this High On Life meets High on Knife? In one set and for an affordable price? Say no more, just take my money!
• How many game sets do you know with this many talking weapons? Can you name one? Dude, we’ve cornered the market. The blond guy in Tears of the Kingdom has swords that talk? Same deal.
• You won’t understand how cool this set is until you buy it. Come on, don’t be shy. I need to save up for a new Mazda.